[guide.chat] :{ Sheila sent this one }: Fw: Itchy Parts!

  • From: "Keith Wines" <keith.wines@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
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  • Date: Mon, 6 Jun 2011 00:08:44 +0100

: Fw: Itchy Parts

 

 

 

 

 

-----Itchy Parts

       

      A female dwarf goes to a doctor complaining of an embarrassing itch in 
the groin area.

      The doctor looks her up and down, picks her up and stands her on his desk.

      He lifts up her skirt and puts his head under. A little perplexed, she 
hears snip, snip, snip, snip.

      The doctor emerges from under her skirt. "How's that?" he asks
      "Well, it's a lot better actually" she says, "but...........it's still 
there."

      Undaunted, he dives back under her skirt. Snip, snip, snip,snip.

      Out he comes. "How's that?" he asks again more confident.

      "That's wonderful! What did you do?" she asked.
      "I trimmed the top of your Ugg boots." 

             
           
     
             
            
           
     

 

 
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