[guide.chat] { Received with many thanks to Margie F.}: Fwd: Women Are Evil By Nature



:Fwd:Women Are Evil By Nature


A woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub...
                                She gestured alluringly to the bartender who 
approached her immediately.
                                She seductively signaled that he should bring 
his face closer to hers.
                                As he did, she gently caressed his full beard.
                                "Are you the manager?" she asked, softly 
stroking his face with both hands.
                                "Actually, no," he replied.
                                "Can you get him for me? I need to speak to 
him," she said, running her
                                Hands beyond his beard and into his hair.
                                "I'm afraid I can't," breathed the bartender. 
"Is there anything I can do?"
                                "Yes.. I need for you to give him a message," 
she continued, running her
                                Forefinger across the bartender's lip and slyly 
popping a couple of her fingers into his mouth 

                                   And allowing him to suck them gently.
                                "What should I tell him?" the bartender managed 
to say.
                                "Tell him," she whispered,
                                "There's no toilet paper, hand soap, or paper 
towels in the ladies room."  

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