[guide.chat] :{ Received with many franks from Judith } : Fw: Fwd: Fw: Obama visits Scotland
- From: "Keith Wines" <keith.wines@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- To: "guide chat" <guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Wed, 15 Jun 2011 00:09:53 +0100
: Fw: Fwd: Fw: Obama visits Scotland
Subject: Fw: Fwd: Fw: Obama visits Scotland
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President Barack Obama visits a Glasgow hospital ?
He enters a ward full of patients with no obvious sign of injury or
illness.
He greets one.
The patient replies:
Fair fa your honest sonsie face,
Great chieftain o the puddin race,
Aboon them a ye take yer place,
Painch, tripe or thairm,
As langs my airm.
Obama is confused, so he just grins and moves on to the next patient.
The next patient responds:
Some hae meat an canna eat,
And some wad eat that want it,
But we hae meat an we can eat,
So let the Lord be thankit.
Even more confused, and his grin now rictus-like, the President moves
onto the next patient, who immediately begins to chant:
Wee sleekit, cowerin, timorous beasty,
O the panic in thy breasty,
Thou needna start awa sae hastie,
Wi bickering brattle
Now seriously troubled, Obama turns to the accompanying doctor and
asks, 'Is this a psychiatric ward?'
'No' replies the doctor, 'this is the serious Burns unit'
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Sorry folks ,I don't get this one ,do you?
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