[guide.chat] Points to ponder ?

From: "Bonner" <djbonner@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
To: "Guide Chat" <guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
Date: Fri, 30 Jul 2010 09:09:02 +0100

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JAIL

 

Let's put the seniors in jail and the criminals in a nursing home  This way
the seniors would have access to showers, hobbies and walks.  
They'd receive unlimited free prescriptions, dental and medical treatment,
wheel chairs etc and they'd receive money instead of paying it out. 
They would have constant video monitoring, so they could be helped
instantly, if they fell, or needed assistance. 
Bedding would be washed twice a week, and all clothing would be ironed and
returned to them. A guard would check on them every 20 minutes and bring
their meals and snacks to their cell.    
They would have family visits in a suite built for that purpose. 
They would have access to a library, weight room, spiritual counseling, pool
and education. 
Simple clothing, shoes, slippers, PJ's and legal aid would be free, on
request. 
Private, secure rooms for all, with an  exercise outdoor yard, with
gardens. 
Each senior could have a PC a TV radio and daily phone calls. 
There would be a board of directors to hear complaints, and the guards would
have a code of conduct that would be strictly adhered to. 

The "criminals" would get cold food, be left all alone and unsupervised. 
Lights off at 8pm, and showers once a week. 
Live in a tiny room and pay £900.00 per month and have no hope of ever
getting out.   
Justice for all we say. 
  
Think about this (more points of contention):  
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COWS 
Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that during the mad cow
epidemic our government could track a single cow, born in Bourne almost
three years ago, right to the stall where she slept in the county of
Lincolnshire? 
And, they even tracked her calves to their stalls. 
But they are unable to locate 125,000 illegal immigrants wandering around
our country. 

 

Maybe we should give each of them a cow. 
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THE BRITISH CONSTITUTION 
 
They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq .... 

Why don't we just give them ours? It was drawn up by a lot of really smart
guys, it has worked for centuries and we're not using it anymore. 
 
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THE 10 COMMANDMENTS 
 
The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a
courthouse or Parliament, is this -

You cannot post 'Thou Shalt Not Steal', 'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery' and
'Thou Shall Not Lie' in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians
..... 

 

It creates a hostile work environment. 
 
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 Also; 

Think about this ... If you don't want to forward this for fear of offending
someone -- YOU ARE PART OF THE PROBLEM!

It is time for us grumpy old folk of Britain to speak up!
[guide.chat] Points to ponder ?

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