[guide.chat] Married four times

  • From: "Harold Kitching" <harold.kitching01@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • To: "Pam Camidge" <pam.camidge@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>, "Forum chats guade forum" <guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • Date: Fri, 20 Jan 2012 16:13:34 -0000

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Married Four Times
 

The local news station  was interviewing an 80-year-old lady because she had
just gotten married for the fourth time.

The interviewer asked her questions about her life, about what it felt like
to be marrying again at 80,  and then about  her new husband's occupation. 

"He's a funeral director," she answered.   

"Interesting," the newsman thought. 
 
He then asked her if she wouldn't mind  telling him a little about  her
first three husbands 
and what they did for a living. She paused for a few moments, needing time
to reflect on all those years. 
 
After a short time, a smile came to her face and she answered proudly,
explaining that she had first married a banker when she was in her early
20's, then a circus ringmaster when in her  40's, and a preacher when in her
60's, and now in her 80's, a funeral director. 
 
The interviewer looked at her, quite astonished, and asked why she had
married four men with such diverse careers. 
 
She smiled and explained, "I married one for the money, two for the show,
three to get ready, and four to go." 

  

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