[guide.chat] :{ Judith } : Fw: Fw: CANNON BALLS!!! DID YOU KNOW THIS

  • From: "Keith Wines" <keith.wines@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
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  • Date: Thu, 9 Jun 2011 00:01:03 +0100

: Fw: Fw: CANNON BALLS!!! DID YOU KNOW THIS

CANNON BALLS!!! DID YOU KNOW THIS?
It was necessary to keep a good supply of cannon balls near the cannon on old 
war ships. But how to prevent them from rolling about the deck was the problem. 
The storage method devised was to stack them as a square based pyramid, with 
one ball on top, resting on four, resting on nine, which rested on sixteen. 
Thus, a supply of 30 cannon balls could be stacked in a small area right next 
to the cannon. There was only one problem -- how to prevent the bottom layer 
from sliding/rolling from under the others. 
The solution was a metal plate with 16 round indentations, called, for reasons 
unknown, a Monkey. But if this plate were made of iron, the iron balls would 
quickly rust to it. The solution to the rusting problem was to make them of 
brass - hence, Brass Monkeys. 
Few landlubbers realize that brass contracts much more and much faster than 
iron when chilled.
Consequently, when the temperature dropped too far, the brass indentations 
would shrink so much that the iron cannon balls would come right off the 
monkey. 
Thus, it was quite literally, cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass 
monkey. And all this time, folks thought that was just a vulgar expression? 
You must send this fabulous bit of historical knowledge to at least a few 
intellectual friends.

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