[guide.chat] Job Search

From: "clare moulds" <clare@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
To: "Guide Chat" <guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
Date: Sat, 14 Jan 2012 19:07:43 -0000

1. My first job was working in an Orange Juice factory,

   but I got canned.  Couldn't concentrate.

2. Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack,

 but just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe.

3. After that, I tried being a Tailor,

 but wasn't suited for it -- mainly because it was a sew-sew job.

4. Next, I tried working in a Muffler Factory,

 but that was too exhausting.

5. Then, tried being a Chef - figured it would add a little spice to my 
life,

but just didn't have the thyme.

6. Next, I attempted being a Deli Worker,

but any way I sliced it.... couldn't cut the mustard.

7. My best job was a Musician,

but eventually found I wasn't noteworthy.

8. I studied a long time to become a Doctor,

      but didn't have any patience.

9. Next, was a job in a Shoe Factory.

   Tried hard but just didn't fit in.

10. I became a Professional Fisherman,

 but discovered I couldn't live on my net income.

11. Managed to get a good job working for a Pool Maintenance Company,

    but the work was just too draining.

12. So then I got a job in a Workout Center,

 but they said I wasn't fit for the job..

13. After many years of trying to find steady work,

I finally got a job as a Historian - until I realized there was no future in 
it.

14. My last job was working in Starbucks,

 but had to quit because it was the same old grind.

15. SO, I TRIED   RETIREMENT

AND I FOUND I'M PERFECT FOR THE JOB!

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