[guide.chat] Italian Tomato Garden
- From: "Keith Wines" <keith.wines@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- To: "guide chat" <guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Mon, 10 Aug 2009 15:46:06 +0100
Italian Tomato Garden
Italian Tomato Garden :
An old Italian lived alone in New
Jersey . He wanted to plant his annual
tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was
hard.
His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old
man wrote a letter to his son and described his
predicament:
Dear Vincent,
I am feeling pretty sad, because it looks like I won't be able to
plant
my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging
up
a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be
over.. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me, like in
the old days.
Love, Papa
A few days later he received a letter from his son.
Dear Pop,
Don't dig up that garden. That's where the bodies are buried.
Love,
Vinnie
At
4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and
dug
up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to
the
old man and left.
That same day the old man received another letter from his son.
Dear Pop,
Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do
under the circumstances.
Love you,
Vinnie
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