[guide.chat] Irish joke
- From: "Scott C" <castledine10@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- To: <guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Wed, 29 Jul 2009 15:31:47 +0100
Why Hazel?
What else could he have done?
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From: Hazel & Kim Darvell - Email Address: darvell206@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Sent On: 29/07/2009 15:19
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Subject: [guide.chat] Irish joke
Subject: Good Irish joke
A doctor in Dublin wanted to get off work and go fishing, so
he approached his assistant.
'Murphy, I am going hunting tomorrow and don't want to close
the clinic I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of all me
patients'.
'Yes, sir!' answers Murphy.
The doctor goes fishing and returns the following day and
asks: 'So,Murphy, how was your day?'
Murphy told him that he took care of three patients. 'The
first one had a headache so he did, so I gave him Paracetamol.'
'Bravo Murphy lad, and the second one?' asks the doctor..
'The second one had indigestion and I gave him Gaviscon, so I
did sir' says Murphy.
'Bravo, bravo! You're good at this and what about the third
one?' Asks the doctor.
'Sir, I was sitting here and suddenly the door flies open and
a young gorgeous woman borsts in so she does. Like a bolt outta the blue,
she tears off her clothes, taking off everyting including her bra and her
panties and lies down on the table, spreading her legs and shouts: 'HELP ME
for the love of St Patrick! For five years I have not seen any man!''
'Tunderin' lard Murphy, what did you do?' asks the doctor.
Wait for it.
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'I put drops in her eyes!'
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