[guide.chat] In Reply To: [guide.chat] joke off my friend
- From: "Mike, Cathie and, Faye" <catherineharris1@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- To: "Guide chat list" <guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Tue, 14 Feb 2012 09:49:24 -0000
Vanessa, that was a good one!
Hahahahaha!
Cathie
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Sent On: 14/02/2012 00:10
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Subject: [guide.chat] joke off my friend
An elderly golfer is visiting a course while on holiday and has just
played a rather good round. After showering and changing he wanders
into the bar for lunch and a well-earned pint.
He looks at the blackboard over the bar which lists the "specials":
COTTAGE PIE: £4.75
LIVER & ONIONS: £4.50
SANDWICHES (HAM OR CHICKEN) : £3.50
HAND JOB: £50.00
Checking his wallet to be sure he has the necessary payment, the old
golfer walks up to the bar and beckons to the exceptionally attractive
barmaid who is standing at the other end.
She glides down behind the bar to the old golfer.
"Yes?" she inquires with a wide, knowing smile, "May I help you?"
The old golfer leans over the bar an whispers, "I was wondering, young
lady," he whispers, "are you the one who gives the hand-jobs?"
She looks into his eyes, still smiling widely and purrs, "Yes Sir, I
am."
The old golfer leans closer and into her left ear he says
softly.............. "Well, wash your hands really well, 'cause I want
a Ham Sandwich!"
from
Vanessa The Google Girl.
my skype name is rainbowstar123
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