Hi Elaine that was terrific ,pity there is no one here to pick me up off the floor ,I really enjoyed this one ,keep it up please . Best Wishes from me Keith -----Original Message----- From: elaine nutley - Email Address: e.nutley@xxxxxxx Sent On: 04/08/2009 20:44 Sent To: Jane Balmforth, Debbie Berkinshaw, Ann Coleman, Nicola Daley, Mike Douel, Claire Evans, Jenny Furnell, Wendy Gentle, bob griffiths, Guide Chat, Alf Lewendon, Gina Mousley, Stan Smith, Shirley Springett, Joyce Welsh - Email Address: janieb1958@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx, darrenanddebi@xxxxxxxxxxxxx, m.acoleman@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx, n_daly@xxxxxxxxxx, m.douel@xxxxxxx, claire@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx, jenifer.furnell@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx, wendygentle@xxxxxxxxxx, bobgriff@xxxxxxxxxxxx, guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx, alflewendon@xxxxxxxxxxxx, ginamousley@xxxxxxxxxxxxx, stanley782smith@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx, tripleckickerswdc@xxxxxxxxxxxxx, j_welsh@xxxxxxxxxxx Subject: [guide.chat] Fw: Always wear clean underwear in public (Tracy - this is a crack up!!) Always wear underwear in public, especially when working under your vehicle. From the Daily News comes this story of a Stockton-on-Tees couple who drove their car to Asda, only to have their car break down in the car park. The husband told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car. The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of hairy legs protruding from under the chassis. Unfortunately, although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned his private parts into glaringly public ones. Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back into place. On regaining her feet, she looked across the bonnet and found herself staring at her husband who was standing idly by. The RAC mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead. This is a crack up!!! But couldn't she tell it wasn't her husband's equipment ? -------------------------------------------------------------------------- No virus found in this incoming message. Checked by AVG - www.avg.com Version: 8.5.375 / Virus Database: 270.13.0/2209 - Release Date: 06/29/09 14:43:00 -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Find your next place with Ninemsn property Looking for a place to rent, share or buy this winter? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Celebrate a decade of Messenger with free winks, emoticons, display pics, and more. Get Them Now