[guide.chat] In Reply To: [guide.chat] DON'T LIE TO THE MIRROR
- From: "Keith Wines" <keith.wines@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- To: "guide chat" <guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Wed, 26 Aug 2009 19:56:03 +0100
Hi Scot I would like to thankyou on behalf of the rest of us people who listen
to the chat line for your last three funny ditties that has been excellent ,I
just hope that you can keep on sending them when I am on holiday from the first
of September until the fourteenth of September ,otherwise it will be quiet
without my ditties going out every day ,anyway good wishes to everyone who uses
the chat line ,oh and by the way I have a track of CW Mc Call who sang Convoy
in the mid seventies and if anyone would like it they can let me know by email
and I will send it onto them ,I was advised to do it this way as it clogs the
chat line air-waves ok .
Best wishes from me
Keith
-----Original Message-----
From: Scott C - Email Address: castledine10@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Sent On: 26/08/2009 18:38
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Subject: [guide.chat] DON'T LIE TO THE MIRROR
Ralph Nader, Al Gore and George W. Bush go to a fitness spa for some fun.
After a stimulating, healthy lunch, all three decide to visit the men's
room and they find a strange-looking gent sitting at the entrance who says,
"Welcome to the gentlemen's room. Be sure to check out our newest feature:
a mirror that, if you look into it and say something truthful, you will be
rewarded with your wish. But, be warned, for if you say something false,
you will be sucked into the mirror to live in a void of nothingness for all
eternity!"
The men quickly entered and upon finding the mirror, Ralph Nader steps up
and says, "I think I'm the most truthful of us three" and he suddenly finds
the keys to a brand new Bentley in his hands.
Al Gore steps up and says, "I think I'm the most ambitious of us
three" and in an instant he was surrounded by a pile of money to fund his
Presidential Campaign.
Excited over the possibility of having a wish come true, George W. Bush
looks into the mirror and says, "I think ...", and is promptly sucked into
the mirror.
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