[guide.chat] In Reply To: Today's jokes from the Star.
- From: "Keith Wines" <keith.wines@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- To: "guide chat" <guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Thu, 4 Feb 2010 00:06:41 -0000
Today's jokes from the Star.
Went shopping I asked for five pounds of potatoes, the shop keeper said," it's
kilos now."
I said, " Ok give me five pounds of kilos then."
How do you keep an idiot in suspense.
I'll tell you later.!!!
Have you heard about the latest scam.
On older men mainly.
What happens is that when you stop at red lights, in your car, a sexy young
woman comes up to the driver's window wearing a tiny top and a mini skirt.
She bends over, blows the driver a kiss and pretends to start washing the
windscreen.
While she is doing this an accomplice opens the back door of the car, and
steals everything.
They are very good at this.
They got my husband seven times Friday five times Saturday and he wasn't able
to find them on Sunday.
And finally.
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino.?
.............Ell if I no............
___ Many thanks my friend for sending me this funny one,you are doing such a
good job in helping us to keep on smiling,good on you. From me Keith.
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