[guide.chat] In Reply To: Once upon a time
- From: "James Liddell" <james.liddell2@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- To: "Guide Chat" <guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Sat, 6 Oct 2012 18:22:13 +0100
Are you STILL sniffing that chocolate.....?
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Sent On: 06/10/2012 17:37
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Subject: [guide.chat] Once upon a time
Autun has arrived
One cold damp October morning All the chat members were all bored an fed up in
their homes
Nothing on the box.
Suddenly all the telephones rang
first it was Carol
ring ring ring
Hello!
Who is it?
Hi Carol its your friend Malcolm
What do you want
well wondering if I should ring all chat members for a nice day out.
Where replied Carol.
Well I was thinking of going on boat trip called the Horizon
Well ok then Malcolm said
what are you doing now Carol
I replied eating of course
Oh sorry.
ok
Malcolm rang Senn
ring ring ring
Hello
who is it
me Malcolm .
What are you ringing for
i am lying on my bed in my new bedroom bored as usual know what I am like
boring.
Malcolm said planning a boat trip
Senn sprung up fast from her bed but banged her head on the ceiling
oh god that hurt oouch
Malcolm so your all for it then
Of course I am.
Great
RING RING RING
hello
who is it
its me Malcolm
Daft jim do you fancy a boat trip.
Daft jim
oh my god carol won't be there will she?
Why replied Malcolm
Because don't fancy sitting on narrow boat watching her stuffing herself all
day with food because it makes me sea sick.
Malcolm replied
look listen daft jim
just turn your head away
Ok replied daft jim
Great.
RING RING RING
Hello
who is it?
Malcolm vanessa
what are you ringing me this time for I am in middle of doing craft on my Black
magic machine cutting mermaids out.
Malcolm replied
sorry darling
but need to ask you do you want to come on boat trip
Vanessa quickly stopped the machine and got all excited
yes yes
ok said Malcolm
RING RING RING
Hello
who is it
Malcolm herold
what do you want?
in middle of raeding my joke book and hopefully ready to bath Tina my guide dog
Malcolm
got good news herold
What
do you fancy coming on boat
just hold on put my book away pospone tina's bath till next week.
Great said Malcolm
Ring ring ring
Hello
who is it?
Malcolm phyllis and Jeny m.
what do you want malcolm?
well we are in the middle of having a good old chin wag and gossip over cup of
coffee in kitchen
Malcolm
how do you two sexy ladies fancy boat trip
the girls put their mugs in sink biscuits and cakes back in biscuit tin
Great said Malcolm
RING RING RING
Hello
who is it
malcolm said its me Jann
what do you want
in middle of having a massarge with chinese man
oh cor said malcolm
what do you want
well replied malcolm
going on boat trip
Jann threw towels off her told chinese man to get out
malcolm said great.
Ring ring ring
Hello
who is it?
its me Malcolm jenny coop and lisa peck
what do you want
we both in middle of preparing our next book to raed said jenny coop and lisa
said just brushing dottie
would you two ladies like to come on boat trip?
oh yes please
jenny threw her book out of the window and lisa took brush away put cat dottie
outside
yes yes
Great said malcolm
see you next week then on boat
The end
Carol o'connor xxxx
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