[guide.chat] If you try to please everyone. . . . . . . .

  • From: "Dave Bonner" <djbonner@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • To: "Guide Chat" <guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • Date: Tue, 1 Jun 2010 11:57:34 +0100


An old man, a boy & a donkey were going to town.  

The boy rode on the donkey & the old man walked.  

As they went along they passed some people who 

Remarked it was a shame the old man was walking 

And the boy was riding. 
The man and boy thought maybe the critics were 

Right, so they changed positions. 
Then, later, they passed some people who remarked, 

'What a shame, he makes that little boy walk.' So 

They then decided they'd both walk!  

Soon they passed some more people who thought they 

Were stupid to walk when they had a decent donkey to 

Ride. So, they both rode the donkey.
Now they passed some people who shamed them by saying 

How awful to put such a load on a poor donkey. The boy 

And man figured they were probably right, so they 

Decide to carry the donkey.   

As they crossed the bridge, they lost their grip on the 

Animal and he fell into the river and drowned. 
The moral of the story?
If you try to please everyone,

you might as well.. 
Kiss your ass goodbye!

  
Have A Nice Day 
 

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