[guide.chat] Horrid Henry's jokes
- From: "Harold Kitching" <harold.kitching01@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- To: "Pam Camidge" <pam.camidge@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>, "Forum chats guade forum" <guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Mon, 2 Jan 2012 22:04:22 -0000
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Mummy's Curse jokes
Why didn't the
skeleton and the
monster fight?
The skeleton
didn't have the
guts.
Why was the Egyptian boy upset?
His daddy was a mummy.
During which age did mummies live?
The Band-age.
What does a monster mummy say to her kids
at lunch?
Don't talk with someone in your mouth.
What did the metal monster want written
on his gravestone?
Rust in piece.
What pets does Dracula own?
A bloodhiound and a
ghoulfish.
What is sung in the vampire production of
Abba hits?
Fang you for the music.
Who works in monster hospitals?
A skeleton staff.
What feature do witches love having on
their computers?
A spell checker.
What should you do after shaking hands
with a monster?
Count your fingers.
When a vampire drinks too much, what
does it get?
A fangover.
You will
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