[guide.chat] :Fwd: Jenny Craig ~ For Men!

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Date: Thu, 24 Nov 2011 14:08:06 -0000




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                     JENNY CRAIG ~ FOR MEN

      A guy calls the company and orders their 5 day - 5kg weight loss program.

      The next day, there's a knock on the door and standing before him a 
voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe 
       
      dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her 
neck.

      She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company.

      The sign reads, 'If you can catch me, you can have me.'

      Without a second thought, he takes off after her. 
       
      A few miles later huffing and puffing, he finally gives up.

      The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens.

      On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 
5kgs as promised.

      He calls the company and orders their 5 day - 10kg program.

      The next day there's a knock at the door and standing before him is 
       
      the most stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life. 
       
      She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her 
neck that reads, 'If you catch me, you can have me'.

      Well, he's out the door after her like a shot. 
       
      This girl is in excellent shape and despite his best efforts, but no such 
luck. 
       
      So for the next four days, the same routine happens with him gradually 
getting in better and better shape.

      Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs himself, he discovers 
that he has lost another 10kgs, as promised.

      He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order their 7 day - 
25kg program. 
       
      'Are you sure?' asks the representative on the phone. 'This is our most 
rigorous program.'

      'Absolutely,' he replies, 'I haven't felt this good in years.'

      The next day there's a knock at the door and when he opens it he finds 
       
      a huge muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes 
and a sign around his neck that reads, 
       
      'If I catch you, you're mine.'

      He lost 31kgs that 

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