[guide.chat] :Fwd: A baby's little instruction book page 11
- From: Keith Wines <muckyduck2@xxxxxxxxx>
- To: "guide chat" <guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Mon, 21 Nov 2011 18:15:28 -0000
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Sent On: 21/11/2011 17:29
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Subject:Fwd: A baby's little instruction book page 11
Give Teddy open heart surgery
Insist on being breastfed until
after you've cut your first teeth
Drink from fish bowls
Wipe sticky hands on a visitor's
dress
Demolish shop window displays
If you find a tiny hole in a jumper,
pull at it until it's no longer a tiny
hole
Don't waste a good drink - only
ever spill one if you know it will
stain
Demand to watch the same video
over and over and over again
Scream in the supermarket
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