[guide.chat] :Fwd: 10 Peeves dogs have... Ro

From: Keith Wines <muckyduck2@xxxxxxxxx>
To: "guide chat" <guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
Date: Wed, 16 Nov 2011 23:50:04 -0000

I dedicate this email to all guide dog owners even the ones who have not owned 
one for long ,no names mentioned .

-----Original Message----- received with many thanks to : Roland Wilson - Email 
Address: liguna@xxxxxxxxxxxx
Sent On: 16/11/2011 15:51
Sent To: muckyduck2@xxxxxxxxx
:Fwd: 10 Peeves dogs have...

  Ten Peeves that Dogs Have About Humans 
  '1' 
  Blaming your farts on me.... 
  not funny... not funny at all !!! 
  '2' 
  Yelling at me for barking. 
  I'M A FLIPPIN' DOG 
  '3' 
  Taking me for a walk, then 
  not letting me check stuff out. 
  Exactly whose walk is this anyway? 

  '4' 
  Any trick that involves balancing 
  food on my nose. Stop it! 
  '5' 
  Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons. 
  Now you know why we chew your stuff 
  up when you're not home. 
  '6' 
  The sleight of hand, fake fetch throw. 
  You fooled a dog! Whoooo hoooooooo what 
  a proud moment for the top of the food chain. 

  '7' 
  Taking me to the vet for "the big snip", 
  then acting surprised when I freak 
  out every time we go back! 
  '8' 
  Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests. 
  Sorry, but I haven't quite mastered that handshake thing yet. 

  '9' 
  Dog sweaters. 
  Hello ??? 
  Haven't you noticed the fur? 

  '10' 
  How you act disgusted when I lick myself. 
  Look, we both know the truth. You're just jealous. 

  Now lay off me on some of these things. 
  We both know who's boss here! 
  You don't see me picking up your poop do you? 

  EVERY DOG HAS HIS DAY. 
  A DOG ALWAYS OFFERS UNCONDITIONAL LOVE. 
  CATS HAVE TO THINK ABOUT IT!

Thanks so much Ron...

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