[guide.chat] Fw Zoo / This is my Sunday mornings funny email .
- From: "Keith Wines" <keith.wines@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- To: "guide chat" <guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Sun, 23 Aug 2009 00:55:33 +0100
Subject: Fw: Zoo
Subject: FW: Zoo
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A bloke starts his new job at the zoo and is given three tasks.
First is
to clear the exotic fish pool of weeds.
As he does this a huge fish jumps out and bites him. To show
who is
boss, he beats it to death with a spade.
Realizing his employer won't be best pleased he disposes of the
fish by
feeding it to the lions, as lions will eat anything.
Moving on to the second job of clearing out the Chimp house, he
is
attacked by the chimps who pelt him with coconuts.
He swipes at two chimps with a spade killing them both. What
can he do?
Feed them to the lions, he says to himself, because lions eat
anything.
He hurls the corpses into the lion enclosure.
He moves on to the last job which is to collect honey from the
South
American Bees. As soon as he starts he is attacked by the bees.
He grabs
the spade and smashes the bees to a pulp. By now he knows what
to do and
throws them into the lions cage because lions eat anything.
Later that day a new lion arrives at the zoo. He wanders up to
another
lion and says "What's the food like here?"
The lions say: "Absolutely brilliant, today we had Fish and
Chimps with
Mushy Bees!
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