[guide.chat] : Fw: Fwd: Think you could do with a little laugh

From: "Keith Wines" <keith.wines@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
To: "guide chat" <guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
Date: Thu, 16 Jun 2011 17:25:43 +0100



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From: Judith Appleton
Sent On: 26/02/2011 19:10
Sent To: Keith 
: Fw: Fwd: Think you could do with a little laugh

Subject: Fw: Fwd: Think you could do with a little laugh

 
              A young couple left the church and arrived at the hotel where 
they were spending the first night of their honeymoon. They opened the 
champagne and began undressing. When the bridegroom removed his socks, his new 
wife asked, 'What's wrong with your feet? Your toes look all mangled and weird.

            'I had tolio as a child,' he answered.

            'You mean polio?' she asked.

            'No, tolio. The disease only affected my toes.

            When the groom took off his pants, his bride once again asked

            'What's wrong with your knees? They're all lumpy and deformed!

            'As a child, I also had kneasles,' he explained.

            'You mean measles?' she asked.

            'No, kneasles. It was a strange illness that only affected my knees.
                              
            The new bride had to be satisfied with this answer.

            As the undressing continued, her husband at last removed his 
underwear.

            'Don't tell me,' she said.

            'Let me guess...


            Smallcox? 

                     

                     
                     

                              These are classified ads, which were actually 
placed in a U.K.newspaper:

                           
                          FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
                          8 years old.
                          Hateful little bastard.
                          Bites!
                          FREE PUPPIES.
                          1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbour's dog.

                          FREE PUPPIES.
                          Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.
                          Father is a Super Dog, able to leap tall fences in a 
single bound.
                          COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED.
                          Also 1 gay bull for sale.
                          JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
                          Must sell washer and dryer £100.
                          WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE.
                          Worn once by mistake.
                          Call Stephanie.

                          **** And the WINNER is... ****

                          FOR SALEBY OWNER.
                          Complete set of Encyclopaedia Britannica, 45 volumes.
                          Excellent condition, £200 or best offer. No longer 
needed, got married, wife knows everything. 
                      
                    
         

      
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