[guide.chat] : Fw: Fwd: Fw: Garbage Bags
- From: "Keith Wines" <keith.wines@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
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- Date: Sun, 18 Jul 2010 23:46:23 +0100
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From: Judith
Sent On: 06/07/2010 18:50
Sent To: Keith
Subject: Fw: Fwd: Fw: Garbage Bags
Subject: Garbage Bags
Garbage Bags
A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large
plastic
garbage bags behind her. One of the bags rips, and every once in a
while a
£20 bill falls out onto the pavement.
Noticing this, a policeman stops her, and says, "Ma'am, there are
£20 notes
falling out of your bag."
"Oh, really? Darn!" said the little old lady. "I'd better go back,
and see
if I can find them. Thanks for telling me."
"Well, now, not so fast," says the cop. "How did you get all that
money?
"You didn't steal it, did you?"
"Oh, no", said the little old lady. "You see, my back yard is right
next to
the football stadium parking lot. On game days, a lot of fans come
and pee
through the fence into my flower garden. So, I stand behind the
fence with
my hedge clippers. Each time some guy sticks his thing through the
fence, I
say, £20 or off it comes'.
"Well, that seems only fair" laughs the cop. "OK. Good luck! Oh, by
the way,
what's in the other bag?"
"Well, you know", "not everybody pays" up ....
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