[guide.chat] : Fw: Chewing gum
- From: "Keith Wines" <keith.wines@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- To: "guide chat" <guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Sat, 24 Jul 2010 23:29:38 +0100
Subject: Fw: Chewing gum
CHEWING
GUM!
An Australian man was having a coffee and croissants with
butter
and jam in a cafe when an American tourist, chewing gum, sat
down next to him.
The Australian politely ignored the American, who,
nevertheless started up a conversation.
The American snapped his gum and said, 'You Australian folk
eat the whole
bread?'
The Australian frowned, annoyed with being bothered during
his breakfast, and replied, 'of course.'
The American blew a huge bubble. 'We don't. In the States, we
only eat what's inside. ?The crusts we collect in a container, recycle them,
transform them into croissants and sell them to Australia .'
The American had a smirk on his face. The Australian listened
in silence.
The American persisted, 'D'ya eat jam with your bread?'
Sighing, the
Australian replied, 'of course.'
Cracking his gum between his teeth, the American said, 'we
don't. In the
States, we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the
peels, seeds
and the leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them
into jam and
sell it to Australia ..
The Australian then asked, 'Do you have sex in the States?'
The American smiled and said 'Why of course we do..' The
Australian leaned closer to him and asked, 'And what do you do with the condoms
once you've used them?'
'We throw them away, of course!'
Now it was the Australians turn to smile.
'We don't. In Australia , we put them in a container, recycle
them, melt them down into chewing gum and sell them to the United States . Why
do you think it's called Wrigley's?'?
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