[guide.chat] Fw: A Blonde's Year in Review

From: "Keith Wines" <keith.wines@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
To: "guide chat" <guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
Date: Sun, 9 Aug 2009 09:58:51 +0100

 Year in Review


Subject: FW: A Blonde's Year in Review


       
       

             
                    A Blonde's Year in Review   

                  January   
                  Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.   

                  February   
                  Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels.....   
                  Helllloooo!!!.......bottles won't fit in printer !!!   

                  March   
                  Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 
months..... box said ' 2-4 years!'   

                  April   
                  Trapped on escalator for hours ... power went out!!!   

                  May   
                  Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions....8 cups of   
                  water won't fit into those little packets!!!   

                  June   
                  Tried to go water skiing.......couldn't find a lake with a 
slope.   

                  July   
                  Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, 
the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!   

                  August   
                  Got locked out of my car in rain storm..... car swamped 
because soft-top was open.   

                  September   
                  The capital of   California is 'C'.....isn't it???   

                  October   
                  Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel.   

                  November   
                  Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days .. instructions said 1 hour per 
pound and I weigh 108!!   

                  December   

                  Couldn't call 911. 'duh'.....there's no 'eleven' button on 
the stupid phone!!!    

                  THE BEST BLONDE JOKE OF THE YEAR - SO FAR   

                  A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive 
blonde female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox.  
 

                  She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back in the 
house.   

                  A little later she came out of her house again went to the 
mail box and again, opened it, slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the 
house she went.   

                  As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came 
out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder 
than ever.   

                  Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, 'Is something 
wrong?'   

                  To which she replied, 'There certainly is! 

                  (Are you ready? This is a beauty...) 

                  My stupid computer keeps saying, 'YOU'VE GOT MAIL!'   
                    
                    
                 

              
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