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- From: "elaine nutley" <e.nutley@xxxxxxx>
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- Date: Fri, 30 Jul 2010 18:32:01 +0100
> I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend
> and I had been dating for over a year, and so we
> decided to get married. There was only one
> little thing bothering me...It was her beautiful
> younger sister.
>
> My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very
> tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less. She
> would regularly bend down when she was near
> me, and I always got more than a nice view. It had to
> be deliberate because she never did it when she was
> near anyone else.
>
> One day the 'little' sister called and asked me to
> come over to check the wedding invitations. She was
> alone when I arrived, and she whispered to me that she
> had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't
> overcome. She told me that she wanted me just once
> before I got married and committed my life to her
> sister.
> Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word.
> She said, 'I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if
> you want one last wild fling, just come up and get me.'
>
> I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her go
> up the stairs. I stood there for a moment, then turned
> and made a beeline straight to the front door. I
> opened the door, and headed straight towards my car.
> Lord.... and behold, my entire future family was
> standing
> outside, all clapping!
>
> With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me and
> said, 'We are very happy that you have passed our
> little test. We couldn't ask for a better
> man for our daughter. Welcome to the family.'
> And the moral of this story is:
>
>
>
>
>
>
> Always keep your condoms in your car.
>
>
>
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