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  • Date: Fri, 10 Sep 2010 18:35:56 +0100

> ADVICE FROM A RETIRED HUSBAND
> 
> It is important for men to remember that, as women grow older, it
> 
> becomes harder for them to maintain the same quality of
> 
> housekeeping as when they were younger.
> 
> 
> When you notice this, try not to yell at them.
> 
> Some are oversensitive, and there's nothing worse than an oversensitive woman.
> 
> My name is Ron. Let me relate how I handled the situation with my wife.
> 
> 
> When I retired a few years ago, it became necessary for Carol Anne to get a 
> full-time job, along with her part-time job, both for extra income and for 
> the health benefits that we needed.
> 
>  
> Shortly after she started working, I noticed she was beginning to show her 
> age.
> 
>  
> I usually get home from the golf club about the same time she gets home from 
> work.
> 
> Although she knows how hungry I am, she almost always says she has to rest 
> for half an hour or so before she starts dinner.
> 
>  
> I don't yell at her.
> 
> Instead, I tell her to take her time and just wake me when she gets dinner on 
> the table.
> 
> 
> I generally have lunch in the Men's Grill at the club, so eating out is not 
> reasonable.
> 
> I'm ready for some home-cooked grub when I hit that door.
> 
>  
> She used to do the dishes as soon as we finished eating.
> 
> But now it's not unusual for them to sit on the table for several hours after 
> dinner.
> 
> I do what I can by diplomatically reminding her several times each evening 
> that they won't clean themselves.
> 
> I know she really appreciates this, as it does seem to motivate her to get 
> them done before she goes to bed.
> 
> Another symptom of aging is complaining, I think.
> 
> For example, she will say that it is difficult for her to find time to pay 
> the monthly bills during her lunch hour.
> 
> 
> But, Boys, we take 'em for better or worse, so I just smile and offer 
> encouragement. 
> I tell her to stretch it out over two, or even three days.
> 
> That way, she won't have to rush so much.
> 
> I also remind her that missing lunch completely now and then wouldn't hurt 
> her any (if you know what I mean).
> 
>  
> I like to think tact is one of my strong points.
> 
> When doing simple jobs, she seems to think she needs more rest periods.
> 
> She had to take a break when she was only half-finished mowing the yard.
> 
> I try not to make a scene.
> 
> I'm a fair man.
> 
> I tell her to fix herself a nice, big, cold glass of freshly squeezed 
> lemonade and just sit for a while.
> 
> And, as long as she is making one for herself, she may as well make one for 
> me, too.
> 
> I know that I probably look like a saint in the way I support my wife.
> 
>  
> I'm not saying that showing this much consideration is easy.
> 
> Many men will find it difficult. Some will find it impossible!
> 
> Nobody knows better than I do how frustrating women get as they get older.
> 
>  
> However, Guys, even if you just use a little more tact and less criticism of 
> your aging wife because of this article, I will consider that writing it was 
> well worthwhile.
> 
> After all, we are put on this earth to help each other.
> 
> 
> EDITOR'S NOTE:
> 
> Ron died suddenly on January 31 of a perforated rectum.
> 
> The police report says he was found with a Calloway extra-long 50-inch Big 
> Bertha Driver II golf club jammed up his rear end, with barely 5 inches of 
> grip showing, and a sledge hammer laying nearby.
> 
> His wife was arrested and charged with murder.
> 
> The all-woman jury took only 10 minutes to find her Not Guilty, accepting her 
> defense 
> that Ron, somehow without looking, accidentally sat down on his golf club.
> 
>   
>  
> 
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