> ADVICE FROM A RETIRED HUSBAND > > It is important for men to remember that, as women grow older, it > > becomes harder for them to maintain the same quality of > > housekeeping as when they were younger. > > > When you notice this, try not to yell at them. > > Some are oversensitive, and there's nothing worse than an oversensitive woman. > > My name is Ron. Let me relate how I handled the situation with my wife. > > > When I retired a few years ago, it became necessary for Carol Anne to get a > full-time job, along with her part-time job, both for extra income and for > the health benefits that we needed. > > > Shortly after she started working, I noticed she was beginning to show her > age. > > > I usually get home from the golf club about the same time she gets home from > work. > > Although she knows how hungry I am, she almost always says she has to rest > for half an hour or so before she starts dinner. > > > I don't yell at her. > > Instead, I tell her to take her time and just wake me when she gets dinner on > the table. > > > I generally have lunch in the Men's Grill at the club, so eating out is not > reasonable. > > I'm ready for some home-cooked grub when I hit that door. > > > She used to do the dishes as soon as we finished eating. > > But now it's not unusual for them to sit on the table for several hours after > dinner. > > I do what I can by diplomatically reminding her several times each evening > that they won't clean themselves. > > I know she really appreciates this, as it does seem to motivate her to get > them done before she goes to bed. > > Another symptom of aging is complaining, I think. > > For example, she will say that it is difficult for her to find time to pay > the monthly bills during her lunch hour. > > > But, Boys, we take 'em for better or worse, so I just smile and offer > encouragement. > I tell her to stretch it out over two, or even three days. > > That way, she won't have to rush so much. > > I also remind her that missing lunch completely now and then wouldn't hurt > her any (if you know what I mean). > > > I like to think tact is one of my strong points. > > When doing simple jobs, she seems to think she needs more rest periods. > > She had to take a break when she was only half-finished mowing the yard. > > I try not to make a scene. > > I'm a fair man. > > I tell her to fix herself a nice, big, cold glass of freshly squeezed > lemonade and just sit for a while. > > And, as long as she is making one for herself, she may as well make one for > me, too. > > I know that I probably look like a saint in the way I support my wife. > > > I'm not saying that showing this much consideration is easy. > > Many men will find it difficult. Some will find it impossible! > > Nobody knows better than I do how frustrating women get as they get older. > > > However, Guys, even if you just use a little more tact and less criticism of > your aging wife because of this article, I will consider that writing it was > well worthwhile. > > After all, we are put on this earth to help each other. > > > EDITOR'S NOTE: > > Ron died suddenly on January 31 of a perforated rectum. > > The police report says he was found with a Calloway extra-long 50-inch Big > Bertha Driver II golf club jammed up his rear end, with barely 5 inches of > grip showing, and a sledge hammer laying nearby. > > His wife was arrested and charged with murder. > > The all-woman jury took only 10 minutes to find her Not Guilty, accepting her > defense > that Ron, somehow without looking, accidentally sat down on his golf club. > > > > >