[guide.chat] : FW: What is Butt Dust??

From: "Keith Wines" <keith.wines@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
To: "guide chat" <guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
Date: Thu, 8 Jul 2010 00:29:54 +0100
Subject: Fw: Fwd: FW: What is Butt Dust??

         What Is Butt
         Dust???
         
        What, you ask, is 'Butt dust'?  Read on and you'll discover the joy in 
it!
         These have to be original and genuine. No adult is this creative!!
         
         
        JACK (age 3) was watching his Mom breast-feeding his new baby sister.
        After a while he asked: 'Mom why have you got two? Is one for hot and 
one
        for cold milk?'
         
         
        MELANIE (age 5) asked her Granny how old she was. Granny replied she was
        so old she didn't remember any more. Melanie said, 'If you don't 
remember
        you must look in the back of your panties. Mine say five to six.'
         
         
         
        BRITTANY (age 4) had an ear ache and wanted a pain killer. She tried in
        vain to take the lid off the bottle. Seeing her frustration, her Mom
        explained it was a child-proof cap and she'd have to open it for her. 
Eyes
        wide with wonder, the little girl asked: 'How does it know it's me?'
         
         
         
        CLINTON (age 5) was in his bedroom looking worried When his Mom
         asked what
        was troubling him, he replied, 'I don't know what'll happen with this 
bed
        when I get married. How will my wife fit in it?'
         
         
        MARC (age 4) was engrossed in a young couple that were hugging and 
kissing
        in a restaurant. Without taking his eyes off them, he asked his dad: 
'Why
        is he whispering in her mouth?'
         
         
        TAMMY (age 4) was with her mother when they met an elderly, rather
        wrinkled woman her Mom knew. Tammy looked at her for a while and then
        asked, 'Why doesn't your skin fit your face?'
         
         
        JAMES (age 4) was listening to a Bible story.  His dad read: 'The man
        named  Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city but his
        wife looked back and was turned to salt.' Concerned, James asked: 'What
        happened to the flea?'
         
            The Sermon I think this Mom will never forget .
         
            This particular Sunday sermon...'Dear Lord,' the minister began, 
with
        arms extended toward
         heaven and a rapturous look on his upturned face.
        'Without you, we are but dust...' He would have continued but at that
        moment my very obedient daughter who was listening leaned over to me
        and asked quite audibly in her shrill little four year old girl voice,
        'Mom, what is butt dust?'
         
         
           Make sure you pass this one on and spread the smile

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