[guide.chat] FW: Pastor's new dentures

  • From: "elaine nutley" <e.nutley@xxxxxxx>
  • To: "Jane Balmforth" <janieb1958@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>, "Debbie Berkinshaw" <darrenanddebi@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>, "Catherine bessant" <catherine.bessant@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>, "Ann Coleman" <m.acoleman@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>, "Nicola Daley" <n_daly@xxxxxxxxxx>, "Mike Douel" <m.douel@xxxxxxx>, "Marion Foster" <marion331@xxxxxxxxxxx>, "Jenifer Furnell" <jenifer.furnell@xxxxxxxxx>, "bob griffiths" <bobgriff@xxxxxxxxxxxx>, "Guide Chat" <guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>, "Marilyn Hayto" <malhayto@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>, "Alf Lewendon" <alflewendon@xxxxxxxxxxxx>, "Sheila And Brian" <bj.knight007@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>, "Joyce Welsh" <jwelsh123@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>, <young.g@xxxxxxxxxx>
  • Date: Sun, 10 Jul 2011 18:47:50 +0100

 Pastor's new dentures               A Pastor goes to the dentist for a set of 
false teeth. The first Sunday after he gets his teeth, he talks for only eight  
minutes. The second Sunday, he talks for only ten minutes. The following 
Sunday, he talks for 2 hours and 48 minutes. The  congregation had to mob him 
to get him down from the pulpit and they  asked him what happened. The Pastor 
explains the first Sunday his gums hurt so bad he couldn't  talk for more than 
8 minutes. The second Sunday his gums hurt too much to talk for more than 10  
minutes. But, the third Sunday, by mistake he put his wife's teeth in and  
couldn't shut up.......            

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