[guide.chat] FW Lake Burley Griffin -

From: "Keith Wines" <keith.wines@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
To: "guide chat" <guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
Date: Fri, 21 Aug 2009 08:57:57 +0100
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      This sentiment occurs right around the world, not only in our National 
Capital, where Lake Burley Griffin is famously near our (half underground) 
Parliament House. 
         
         
                                                  Lake Burley Griffin ... 
       
                 
              
           
                   
         
                    
        Two Crocodiles were sitting at the side of Lake Burley Griffin in 
Canberra
      The smaller one turned to the bigger one and said, 'I can't understand how
       You can be so much bigger than me. We're the same age, we were the same 
size
       As kids. I just don't get it.'
       
       'Well,' said the big Croc, 'what have you been eating?' 
       
       'Politicians, same as you,' replied the small Croc.
       
       'Hmm. Well, where do you catch them?'
       
       'Down the other side of the  lake near the parking lot by the Parliament 
House.'
       
       'Same here. Hmm.. How do you catch them?'
       
       'Well, I crawl up under one of their Lexus cars and wait for one to 
unlock
       The car door.  Then I jump out, grab them by the leg, shake the shit out 
of 
       Them and eat 'em!'
       
       'Ah!' says the big Crocodile, 'I think I see your problem. You're not
       Getting any real nourishment. See, by the time you finish shaking the 
shit
       Out of a Politician, there's nothing left but an arsehole and a 
briefcase.' 
       
       
       
       
       
       
       
          
       
       
         
         
               
          
       
       
       
       
       
         
         
               
          
       
       
       
       
       
       
       
       
       
       
       

       
         
         
               
        
     
             
            
           

     

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