[guide.chat] FW: IRISH SAUSAGES

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Date: Mon, 10 Aug 2009 17:06:54 +0100
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                              IRISH SAUSAGES                          
                                                                      
  Shamus  and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn't have a lot of  money
    between them, they could only raise the staggering sum  of one Euro.
                                                                      
                  Murphy said 'Hang on, I have an idea.'              
                                                                      
    He went next door to the butcher's shop and came out  with one large
                                  sausage.                            
                                                                      
                                                                      
    Shamus  said 'Are you crazy? Now we don't have any money at  all!'
                                                                      
              Murphy  replied, 'Don't worry - just follow me.'        
                                                                      
                                                                      
        He  went into the pub where he immediately ordered two pints  
              of Guinness and two glasses of Jamieson Whisky.        
                                                                      
                                                                      
  Shamus  said 'Now you've lost it. Do you know how much trouble we  will
                    be in? We haven't got any money!!'                
                                                                      
                                                                      
                                                                      
  Murphy  replied, with a smile. 'Don't worry, I have a plan , Cheers!  '
                                                                      
                                                                      
    They  downed their Drinks. Murphy said, 'OK, I'll stick the  sausage
  through my zipper and you go on your knees and put  it in your mouth.'
                                                                      
                                                                      
        The  barman noticed  them, went berserk, and threw them out. 
                                                                      
                                                                      
  They  continued this, pub after pub, getting more and more drunk,  all
                                  for free.                            
                                                                      
                                                                      
  At  the tenth pub Shamus said 'Murphy - I don't think I can do  any more
              of this. I'm drunk and me knees are killing me!'        
                                                                      
                                                                      
  Murphy  said, 'How do you think I feel? I can't even remember which  pub
                          I lost the sausage in.'                    
                                                                      
                                                                       
                                                                 
                                                                      
 
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