This was sent to me by a friend . FW Guess what ? Paddy and his friend, went into a bar for a pub lunch, Paddy looked at the menu behind the bar and said to the barmaid, can I have a quickie, the barmaid gave him a good slap. His friend said, what did you say to her to make her slap you. Paddy said, I only asked for a quickie. His friend looked at the menu and said it doesn't say quickie it says quiche. Don't blame me I did not write it but I thought it good ,and I hope the author does not mind me putting it on here . Keith