FW Church Antics Hi all ,,as this is only a short one I am putting an attachment joke inside ,and this one was sent to me by a friend of the chat line please enjoy both from me Keith FW Church Antics He used to tell jokes about his cousin. One joke in particular I remember. His cousin had a black eye, when he asked how he got it, his cousin said " I was in church sitting behind Mrs ? and when she stood up her dress was stuck in her bum. So I pulled it out for her, and she gave me a black eye. The next time I saw my cousin his other eye was black, making him two black eyes. I said to him how did you get another black eye? He replied " well I was in church again, sitting behind Mrs? When she stood up her dress was stuck in her bum. The man next to me pulled it out for her. Knowing Mrs? doesn't like this. I pushed it back in again. She gave me another black eye. What do you think of that then ?