[guide.chat] England exit the world cup
- From: "Scott C" <castledine10@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- To: <guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Wed, 30 Jun 2010 05:14:14 -0700
David Blaine is reportedly furious after England crashed out of the World Cup -
his record of doing absolutely nothing in a box for 42 days was broken by Wayne
Rooney.
- The England team visited an orphanage in Cape Town today. "It's heartbreaking
to see their sad little faces with no hope," said Jamal, aged six.
- I hear Oxo are making a new product. The packaging is white with a red cross
and they're calling it the laughing stock.
- What's the difference between the England team and a tea bag? The tea bag
stays in the cup longer.
- Fabio Capello was wheeling his shopping trolley across the supermarket car
park when he noticed an old lady struggling with her bags of shopping. He
stopped and asked, "Can you manage dear?" To which the old lady replied: "No
way. You got yourself into this mess. Don't ask me to sort it out!"
- What do you call an Englishman in the knockout stages of the World Cup? A
referee.
- Apparently that fan had no trouble slipping into the England dressing room -
Robert Green was guarding the door.
- I can't believe we only managed a draw against a rubbish team we should
easily have beaten. . . . I'm ashamed to call myself Algerian.
- What does the Englishman do when England wins the World Cup? He switches off
the Play Station.
- What's the difference between Wayne Rooney and Shrek? Shrek can save the day.
- What's the difference between a faulty jet engine and Wayne Rooney? The jet
engine eventually stops whining.
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