[guide.chat] Confucius saying

  • From: "Harold Kitching" <harold.kitching01@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • To: "Pam Camidge" <pam.camidge@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>, "Forum chats guade forum" <guide.chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • Date: Thu, 5 Apr 2012 09:25:44 +0100

 
Man who  want pretty nurse, must be patient.

Passionate kiss, like spider  web, leads to undoing of fly.

Lady who goes camping must beware of  evil intent.

Squirrel who runs up womans' leg will not find  nuts.

Man who leaps off cliff jumps to conclusion.

Man who  runs in front of car gets tired,

Man who runs behind car gets  exhausted.

Man who eats many prunes get good run for  money.

War does not determine who is right, it determines who is  left.

Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at  night.

It takes many nails to build a crib, but one screw to fill  it.

Man who drives like hell is bound to get there.

Man who  stands on toilet is high on pot.

Man who live in glass house should  change clothes in basement.

Man who fish in other man's well often  catch crabs.

Finally CONFUCIUS DID SAY. . ..

"A lion will not  cheat on his wife, but a Tiger  Wood!"

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