hi daft jim hhahahahahahahahahahahaahehehehehehehehehehehehehe oh that made me laugh so much choked on my jaffa cake had to get loads of water yes can answer your questions 1. Yes can reach your leg around your neck that is what ballet is all about 2. No can't get wax out but can get your toe nail stuck in your ear big toe nail mind 3. Srugion yes the best surgeon is Mr crap hahahahahahahahahahahahaha ps hope your toe nail was clean otherwised more work for surgeon see you poppet love carol xxxx