I received this one from a friend of the chat line who wants to remain nameless
but I thank her very much for sending it to me as I am quite happy to wipe off
all the addresses of the top of which there was many on this one ,and I will
wipe off all the rubbish off the bottom too ...Keith
Aunt Karen
xox
The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment:
Get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it.
The next day the kids came back and one by one began to tell their
stories.
'Tony, do you have a story to share?'
Yes ma'am. My daddy told a story about my Aunt Karen. She was a pilot in
Desert Storm and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy
territory and all she had was a flask of whiskey, a pistol and a survival
knife.
She drank the whiskey on the way down so it wouldn't break and then her
parachute landed right in the middle of twenty enemy troops. She shot
fifteen of them with the gun until she ran out of bullets, killed four
more with the knife, till the blade broke, and then she killed the last
Iraqi with her bare hands.'
'Good Heavens' said the horrified teacher. 'What kind of moral did your
daddy tell you from this horrible story?'
'Stay the f--- away from Aunt Karen when she's drinking!'
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