[GeoStL] REDNECK COMPUTER LINGO
- From: "Barramus" <barramus@xxxxxxx>
- To: <geocaching@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Mon, 4 Nov 2002 21:58:59 -0600
Hard drive: Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill
with 3 flat tires and pulling a trailer load of fertilizer.
Keyboard: Place to hang your truck keys.
Window: Place in the truck to hang your guns.
Floppy: When you run out of polygrip.
Modem: How you got rid of the dandelions.
Rom: Delicious when mixed with coca-cola.
Byte: First word in a kiss off phrase.
Reboot: What you do when the first pair gets covered with barnyard stuff.
Network: Activity meant to provide bait for your trotline.
Mouse: Fuzzy soft thing you stuff in your beer to get a free case.
LAN: To borrow. As in, "Hey Delbert, LAN me your truck,"
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