[etni] Who Keeps Writing These Assinine Things? Spam I Am!
- From: Barry Silverberg and family <barisil@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- To: etni@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
- Date: Tue, 15 Mar 2005 22:03:34 +0200
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I NEED YOUR ASSISTANCE
My Dear Respectful One,
My mother has asked me to look for a reliable person or persons that can assist
us in investing Seven Million five hundred thousand Dollars that was moved
and deposited by my late father in a bank in Europe.
My father before his incarceration was chief English Teacher officer during
the Reign of Chief Inspector Judith Steiner he was removed under the
recommendation of the Dovrat Committee peace keeping forces. During his
carreer he was very careful not to waste chalk or to order books from his home
phone. In this way he was able to amass the above sum on a regular teacher's
salary. However, after the military hoonta in our country, which he resisted
with determination and intrepitude, he was viewed both as an unwelcome non
person and as a nonwelcome un person.
We are at this moment under asylume both political and
insane, not far from the village of Breastov, Turkey. My mother is confined
to her straight jacket to her serious illness, which her therapist claims has
been exacerbated by her habit of taking letters written in perfect English and
inserting into them deliberate errors so readers will believe that we really
are deposed Emperors of Veronissa or or misplaced Modifiers of Macedonea. We've
been doing this ever since E mail was invented. Surely you must have wondered
who the hell we are. She (My mother Surely) insistence on she had asked that
I should look for any serious reliable persons that can stand and recieve this
money and still mentain the secrecy and protect the family's interestst. (Good
sentence, Mom!)
If you fill the criteria, I will willingly and with grace endow you with 50% or
one half of the inheritance, upon your preference. There is nothing that you
need to do to acquire this money except to underwrite the cost of getting a key
made for the safe. For a trifling seven thousand dollars, you will become a
person of unimaginable riches. My mother will even make you Err to the
Silverbierg Throne . You must also include a kidney, preferably enclosed in
liquid nitrogen because the one you sent last time in tomato sauce was totally
unusable.
On commencement of this transaction I want to let you understand
that the future of myself and my goldfish Marla depends solely on this money.
So please keep this business to yourself only to avoid raise eye brow of any
third party.I shall give you other vital informations through my advise and
instructions.
I am eagerly expecting your urgent response. Alternatively I am urgently
expecting your eager response. You can reach us at the following
yoie@xxxxxxxxxxxxx, or by knocking your head, with determination and
intrepitude, against a brick wall.
Yours Sincerely,
Barrie Z Silverbierg
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