[etni] More fun
- From: "Esther Lucas" <lucas@xxxxxxxxxxxx>
- To: <etni@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Fri, 18 Mar 2005 06:18:15 +0200
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Thought Some ETNIERS might like this for the Purim season.
EVER WONDER ....
Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid
made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why
don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
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A friend wrote:
Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the
stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe
even a chuckle)...in other words, send it to everyone. We all need to
smile every once in a while.
Esther
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