OJ Simpson Unearths the Real Killers New York - Early this morning, disgraced former football player and accused murderer OJ Simpson stood on a platform overlooking Ground Zero and announced, "I have finally found The Real Killers. It turns out that they were not, as I had previously thought, working on a golf course or at a strip club. It turns out that The Real Killers were working in the World Trade Center. Unfortunately, due to the tragic events of September 11, we will never be able to recover their bodies, or bring them to justice."