[CTS] Gates Journal
- From: "Surfin Suzy" <surfin_suzy@xxxxxxx>
- To: "CTS" <computertalkshop@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Tue, 6 Mar 2007 01:05:08 -0600
(I don't get this one,lol,but some may)
Suzy
When Bill Gates was in India, he had a chance 2 listen Ramayana from
Vajpayee. After returning 2 US he wrote it in his personal Diary which has
been recently found (courtesy PTI). These are excerpts from his diary:
** * Ramayana by Bill Gates... *
*LAN, LAN ago, in the SYSTEM of I/O-dhya, there ruled a PROCESSOR named
DOS-rat. Once he EXECUTED a great sacrifice PROGRAM after which his queens
gave an OUTPUT of four SUNs - RAM, LSIman, BUG-rat and SED-rughana. *
*RAM the eldest was a MICROCHIP with excellent MEMORY. His brothers,
however, were only PERIPHERAL ICs. Once when RAM was only 16MB, he married
princess C ta. *
*12years passed and DOS-rat decided to INSTALL RAM as his successor.However,
Queen CIE/CAE(Kayegayee) , who was once offered a boon by DOS-rat for a
lifesaving HELP COMMAND, took this opportunity at the instigation of her
BIOSed maid and insisted that her son Bug-rat be INSTALLED and that RAM be
CUT-N-PASTED to the forest for 14 years. At this cruel and unexpected
demand, a SURGE passed through DOS-rat and he CRASHED like unstable version
of AI MSN does in intel.
RAM agreed to LOG INTO forest and C ta insisted to LOGIN with him. LSI-man
also resolved on LOGGING IN with his brother. The forest was the dwelling of
SPARCnakha, the TRAN-SISTOR of RAW-van, PROCESSOR of LAN-ka. Attracted by
RAM, she proposed that he should marry her. RAM, politely declined,
perceiving C ta to be his SOURCE CODE. She hastened to kill her but
LSI-man cut her inportant PERIPHERALS. Weeping, SPARC-nakha fled to LAN-ka,
where RAW-van, moved by TRAN-SIS TOR s plight, approached his uncle
MAR-icha. MAR-icha REPROGRAMED himself to form a golden stag and drew RAM
deep into the forest. Finally, RAM shot the deer, which, with his last
breath, cried out for LSI-man in voice of RAM s SOUND CARD. Fooled by this
VIRTUAL RAM SOUND, C ta urged LSI-man to his brother s aid. Catching the
opportunity, RAW-van DELINKED C ta from her LIBRARY and changed her ROOT
DIRECTORY to LAN-ka. *
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