[CTS] Re: Did you know...(OT, bigtime)

  • From: "Russ Blakeman" <rhb57@xxxxxxx>
  • To: <computertalkshop@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • Date: Sat, 30 Mar 2002 20:10:59 -0600

Don't feel bad - I'm still in double digits while my ex says she calculated
it to around 26000 times already, at 45 yrs old (she wonders why everyone
calls her a nympho).

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=> From: computertalkshop-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
=> [mailto:computertalkshop-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx]On Behalf Of Bruce Eddy
=> Sent: Saturday, March 30, 2002 2:40 PM
=> To: computertalkshop@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
=> Subject: [CTS] Re: Did you know...(OT, bigtime)
=>
=>
=>
=> Three THOUSAND times?!?!??!?! Holeee moleee am I ever wayyy
=> behind on that
=> one?!?!?:)))
=>
=> Now, to figure out a way to catch up....hmmmmm:)))
=> Bruce
=> ----- Original Message -----
=> From: "Russ Blakeman" <rhb57@xxxxxxx>
=> To: <computertalkshop@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
=> Sent: Friday, March 29, 2002 5:13 PM
=> Subject: [CTS] Did you know...(OT, bigtime)
=>
=>
=> >
=> > It is impossible to lick your elbow.
=> >
=> > A crocodile can't stick it's tongue out.
=> >
=> > A shrimp's heart is in their head.
=> >
=> > People say "Bless You" when you sneeze because when you
=> sneeze, your heart
=> > stops for a millisecond.
=> >
=> > It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.
=> >
=> > A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.
=> >
=> > On average, a human being will have sex more than 3,000 times and spend
=> two
=> > weeks kissing in their lifetime.
=> >
=> > More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or received a
=> > telephone call.
=> >
=> > Rats and horses can't vomit.
=> >
=> > The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
=> >
=> > Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are
=> > already married.
=> >
=> > Twenty three percent of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by
=> > people sitting on them and photocopying their buttocks.
=> >
=> > In the course of an average lifetime you will, while sleeping, eat 70
=> > assorted insects and 10 spiders.
=> >
=> > Most lipstick contains fish scales.
=> >
=> > Cat's urine glows under a black-light.
=> >
=> > Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different.
=> >
=> > Over 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow.  :-)
=> >
=> >
=> >
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