[cinci_dads] So close to our lives (HAAA)
- From: "Cincinnati Dads" <cincinnatidads@xxxxxxxxxxxx>
- To: "Cincinnati Dads" <cinci_dads@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Tue, 23 Apr 2002 13:03:43 -0400
There are several men sitting around in the locker room of a local golf
club after a round, showering and getting ready for the 19th hole.
Suddenly, a mobile phone on one of the benches rings. One of the men
picks it up and the following conversation ensues:
H: Hello
W: Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?
H: Yes
W: Great! I am at the mall two blocks from where you are. I just saw a
beautiful leather coat. It's absolutely gorgeous! Can I buy it?
H: What's the price?
W: Only $1000.
H: Well, okay, go ahead and get it if you like it that much.
W: Ahh, and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2002
models. I saw one I really liked. I spoke with the salesman and he gave
me a really good price...and since we need to exchange the BMW that we
bought last year...
H: What price did he quote you?
W: Only $60,000.
H: Okay, but for that price, I want it with all the options.
W: Great! But before we hang up, something else...
H: What?
W: It might look like a lot, but I was reconciling your bank account
and I stopped by the real estate agent this morning and I saw the house
we had looked at last year. It's for sale! Remember the one with a
pool, English garden, acre of park area and beach front property?
H: How much are they asking?
W: Only $450,000, a magnificent price! and I see that we have that much
in the bank to cover it.
H. Well, then go ahead and buy it, just bid up to $450,000. Okay?
W: Okay sweetie, thanks! I'll see you later! I love you.
H: Bye, I love you too.
The man hangs up and closes the phone's flap. The other men are looking
at him in astonishment and derision. The husband raises his hand while
holding the phone and asks,
Does anyone know who this phone belongs to?
Tim
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