----- Original Message ----- From: <Bmarkstein2@xxxxxxx> To: <adriand@xxxxxxxxx> Sent: Monday, October 07, 2002 12:45 PM Subject: Joke: In Danger > A classic (i.e., oldie). --Bernie > **************************************************************************** ** > > ****************** > A big-game hunter went on safari with his wife and mother-in-law. > One evening, while still deep in the jungle, the wife awoke to find > her mother gone. Rushing to her husband, she insisted on them both > trying to find her mother. > > The hunter picked up his rifle, took a swig of whiskey, and started > to look for her. In a clearing not far from the camp, they came upon > a chilling sight: the mother-in-law was backed up against a thick, > impenetrable bush, and a large male lion stood facing her. > > The wife cried, "What are we going to do?" > > "Nothing," said the husband. > "The lion got himself into this mess. Let him get himself out of it!" _________________________________________________________________________ - To post on the mailing list, simply send email to cinci_dads@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx - Users can unsubscribe from the list by sending email to cinci_dads-request@xxxxxxxxxxxxx with 'unsubscribe' in the Subject field. - Our webpage: http://www.cincinnatidads.com/ - Online, searchable archives of the list are available at //www.freelists.org/archives/cinci_dads Should you have any questions about anything, please feel free to email cincinnatidads@xxxxxxxxxxxx (Cinci Dads) or ctelling@xxxxxxx (mailing list problems)