A fellow was walking along a country road and came upon a farmer
working in his field.
The man called out to the farmer and asked how long it would take him
to get to the next town.
The farmer didn't answer. So, after waiting a bit, the fellow started
walking again.
After the man had gone about 100 meters, the farmer yelled, "About 20
minutes."
Confused, the man turned back toward the farmer and inquired,
"Why didn't you tell me that when I asked you?"
"Well," said the farmer, "I didn't know how fast you could walk."
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The veterinarian told the blonde that her dog needed some exercise.
"You need to make sure the dog runs around," the doctor said. "Try
playing a game of fetch the ball."
"I can't play fetch with my dog," the blonde said.
"Why not?" the doctor asked.
"Because," she replied, "He can't throw, duh!"
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Q: What will a guy from certain areas in SA say to his lawn before
cutting the grass?
A: "I'm going to mower you!"
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(any non-locals reading that last one might need to be told about the
one local slang term that sounds a bit like the second half of the term
"lawn mower")
Jacob Kruger
Blind Biker
Skype: BlindZA
"Resistance is futile, but, acceptance is versatile..."
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