> Night > Befo Crizzmus > > Wus da night afo' Crizzmus, and all thru da hood, > everybody be sleepin' and da sleepin' be good. > We hunged up our stockins, an hoped like all heck, > dat dear Ol' Obama's, gunna brang us our checks. > > All of da family, was ly'in on the flow, > my sister wif her gurlfriend, and my brother wif some hoe. > Ashtrays was all full , empty beer cans and all > when I heared such a fuss, I thunk...."Sh'eet, it must be da law". > > I pulled the sheet off da windoe and what I'ze could see, > I was spectin' the sherrif, wif a warrent fo' me. > But what did I see, made me say, "Laaawd look at dat". > dere was a huge watermelon, pulled by 8 big-ass rats. > > Now over all of da years, Santy Claws he be white, but it looks like us brotha's, got a black un' tonight. > Faster than a poe'lice car, my homeboy he came, > and whupped up on dem rats, as he called dem by name. > > On Biden, On Jessie, On Polosi and Hillary Who > On Fannie, On Freddi, On Ayers, and Slick Willy too. > Obama landed dat melon, right there in da street, > I knowed it fo' sho', - can you believe that Sh'eet!. > > Dat Santy didn't need no chimney, he picked da lock on my doe, > an I sez to myself, "Son o' bitch...he don did dis befoe"! > He had a big bag, full of presents - at first I suspeck? > Wif "Air Jordans" and fake gold, to wear roun my neck. > > But he left me no presents, just started stealin my shit. > He got my guns and my crack, and my new burglers kit. > Den, wif my crap in his bag, out da windoe he flew, > I sho' woulda shanked him, be he snagged my knife too. > > He jumped back on dat melon, wif out even a hitch, > and waz gone in two seconds, "democrat son of a bitch". > So nex year I be hopin', a white Santy we git, > 'cause a black Santy Claws, just ain't worf a shit !!!! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I'm not a republican or a democrat, I'm an American and I'm proud to be one. ... 73 ... KD5QHH ... Jimmy ... http://www.podsim.us MSN or windows live... podsim@xxxxxxxxx Skype, jimmy.podsim ... please note the period between the names. Have a great day!