blind_html FW: Duck Hunter
- From: "Nimer" <nimerjaber1@xxxxxxxxx>
- To: <blind_html@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Mon, 17 Nov 2008 09:45:19 -0700
I got this from another list. It's funny.
Thanks
Nimer J
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[mailto:Blind-chit-chat@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx] On Behalf Of Alan Paganelli
Sent: Monday, November 17, 2008 9:40 AM
To: Alan J. Paganelli
Subject: Duck Hunter
A duck hunter was out enjoying a nice morning on the marsh when he decided
to take
a leak. He walked over to a tree and propped up his gun. Just then a gust of
wind
blew the gun fell over and it discharged, shooting him in the genitals.
Several hours later, lying in a hospital bed, he was approached by his
surgeon.
"Well sir, I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is that
you are
going to be OK. The damage was local to your groin, there was very little
internal
damage and we were able to remove all of the buck shot.
"The bad news is that there was some pretty extensive damage done to your
penis.
I'm going to have to refer you to my brother."
"Oh, well, I guess that isn't too bad," the man replied. "Is your brother a
plastic
surgeon?"
"Not exactly," answered the surgeon. "He's a flute player with the local
symphony.
He's going to teach you where to put your fingers so you don't piss in your
eye."
Regards,
Alan
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