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- From: "Alan Paganelli" <alanandsuzanne@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- To: "Alan J. Paganelli" <alzan@xxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Mon, 17 Nov 2008 18:17:26 -0800
A farmer buys several sheep, hoping to breed them. After a couple of weeks,
he notices none of the sheep are getting pregnant, so he calls the vet. The
vet tells him to try artificial insemination. Having no idea what that
means,
but not wanting to show his ignorance, the farmer asks how he will know when
the sheep are pregnant. The vet explains that when the sheep are pregnant,
they'll stop standing around and will lay down. The farmer hangs up and
gives
the matter some thought. Finally deciding that artificial insemination
means
impregnating the sheep himself. So he loads the sheep into his truck,
drives
them deep into the woods, has sex with them all, brings them back and goes
to
bed. The next morning, he awakens and looks at the sheep. they're still
just
standing around. So, he loads them into the truck again, drives them out
into
the wood, bangs them all twice for good measure drives them home and goes
to
bed. The next morning he awakens to find the sheep still standing around.
"One more try", he tells himself. He loads the sheep into the truck, drives
back into the woods and spends the whole day shagging the sheep. upon
returning home, he falls listlessly into bed. the next morning, sore and
exhausted, he can't lift himself out of bed. He asks his wife to look out
the
window and tell him if the sheep are standing up or laying down. "No", she
says, "they're all in the truck...... and one of them is honking the horn."
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