The author of this "scientific" article was clearly having fun, but the
pay-to-publish journal didn't notice or didn't care and published the
article. This is clearly NOT a peer-reviewed journal.
https://irispublishers.com/sjrr/pdf/SJRR.MS.ID.000540.pdf
(You might think the publication date of April 1 is an indication that the
editors were in on the joke, but a review of other articles suggests
otherwise.)
If the link doesn't work for some reason, I have a PDF I can share
individually, if you're interested.
Ben Yandell
Louisville