Nice one . Sent on the TELUS Mobility network with BlackBerry -----Original Message----- From: "A.Sukumar .S" <a_sukumar_s@xxxxxxxxxxx> Sender: best_buddies-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx Date: Wed, 18 Aug 2010 15:31:31 To: Best Buddies<best_buddies@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> Reply-To: best_buddies@xxxxxxxxxxxxx Subject: [best_buddies] FW: Good one.. Enjoy.. Definitions of Designations: Project Manager is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in One month. Developer is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby. Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies in one month. Client is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby. Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no man and woman are available. Resource Optimization Team thinks they don't need a man or woman; they'll produce a child with zero resources. Documentation Team thinks they don't care whether the child is delivered, they'll just document 9 months. Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with a delivered baby. Tester is a person who always tells that this is not the Right baby. HR Manager is a person who thinks that... a Donkey can deliver a Human Baby - if given 9 Months !!! Important notice: This e-mail and any attachment there to contains corporate proprietary information. If you have received it by mistake, please notify us immediately by reply e-mail and delete this e-mail and its attachments from your system. Thank You.